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Reminds me of a joke....
This guy is driving down the highway at 80mph and a cop starts chasing him down. The guy sees that the cop is chasing him so he takes it up to 95mph. No good, the cop is still reeling him in. He speeds up to 120mph thinking surely this guy is going to give up. No luck. Takes it up to 130mph and after about 5 miles runs out of gas. When his car comes to a stop the cop jerks him out of the car and starts yelling at him and asks if he couldn't see the lights or hear the sirens. The guys says no I knew you were there, but you have to understand....my wife left me about 2 months ago for a cop. The cop asks what does that have to do with driving so fast. The guy says I thought you were the one and you were trying to bring her back.
JWz28.
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