I thought your list was hilarious, Greg!!!
My personal favs...
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
15. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
17. So...you on the take, or what?
I only know one
That's funny... I didn't order a male stripper!