[Kalenn]

1st time was some defective equipment non-sense. Only warnings were issued since I just bought the car. Plus I was on my way over to my girlfriends house. This was actually pretty funny. "What are you doing out here?" I explained to him that her parents were gone for the night. "So? You're still not telling me why you're over here." Finally I said, "I'm gonna have sex with her, officer." He actually blushed, shook his head and told me to get going.

2nd time was for running a red light.

3rd time was for "prohibited tire noise". I guess standing on the throttle wasn't such a good idea right in front of a cop.

4th time was for speeding on the freeway. 61 in a 55. Warning for that.

5th time was for speeding on the freeway. 71 in a 55. Got bent over for that one.

6th time was for running a red light. Cop was driving a station wagon to work and decided I needed a ticket. He followed me all the way home.

7th time was for speeding. 37 in a 25 zone.