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Old 01-11-2010, 11:00 AM   #57
whaleblueprs
 
Drives: 1980 El Camino; 1993 Beretta
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Hallstead
Posts: 6
Odiferous putrification at it's worst:

The Crying Game - the star puked, I almost did as well. (you'll know what I mean if you've seen it)

My Beautiful Laundrette - my wife picked it (holy crap is it bad)

Never Say Never Again - Sean Connery's return/final movie as 007 (doesn't even have the original Bond theme song. What's up with that?)

2012 - took my son (laughed out loud MANY times - got some great looks from "doom and gloomers" who believe this stuff, felt bad because my son enjoyed the effects etc.)

Gone With the Wind - only Hollywood movie critics could say this is art and mean it

Plan 9 From Outer Space - so incredibly bad, it's more entertaining to watch than it is to admit how bad it is

A. I. - heartbreaking situation for the kid, so poorly done all the depth is flattened out to about the thickness of the rally stripes on the Camaro...

Matrix 3: Re(gurgitated), forget the real name. No matter, regurgitated is more accurate. Remember the scene where Reeves character gets blinded? I laughed out loud so hard I almost got in a fight. Had to apologize for being so heartless at the plight of the hero (!). More doom and gloomers...

I've got others, but those are some of the top of the list
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