[Iwantone2]

Originally Posted by tribone

"chick on the pier"

It was a beautiful day and there was a Chick on a Pier with no arms and no legs crying on the ledge. So this very good looking guy comes up to her and asks her, "why are you crying?"

She looks up to him and tells him, "today is my 21st birthday and I've never been f****d."

He looks at her and smiles and says, "would you like me to help you with that?"

She stops crying, and with a big smile on her face she tells him, "YES!!!"

So he kicks her off the ledge and into the water and tells her, "well your f****d now!"

LMFGDAO!!!!!!!