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I love women,
when they are asleep! Although, I got lucky. Mine is a definite keeper putting up with all my bs.
Two things I tell my wife..
1) Every 28 seconds a women is hit by a man, what number did you get?
2) I'm asleep. No intent if I'm asleep, and thus no crime. How many seconds has it been??
Just kidding. Maybe.
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