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Well lets see, old fart, the idea of a fart being old is really really crazy, if we could make farts old, then we could power our cars, meaning we could somehow save them and age them which is just too absurd to consider, that said, I am 58, and a fart from long ago, when I am sure one urped its way out in my, off the show room floor 67 camaro, but the idea of it is old however the actual fart is no longer around, but I am. So we are not old farts, we might be older, smarter, cooler and richer farters, but lets face it, an old fart would be what, 3 or 4 seconds old and then it is just history. Am I an old fart, no. Do I deserve my Camaro, because I did indeed fart a long time ago, you bet your fanny cheeks.
I rest my case. Sort of. *)
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