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Originally Posted by Scrapppy666
never heard it, but I like it  |
Really......?
Two dudes walk into a bar, one rich and one poor. They both start drinking and as they do, the poor guy asks the rich guy, "What did you get your wife for Christmas (birthday, etc.)?" Rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a new car. If she doesn't like the ring, she can return it in her new car." The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What did you get your wife for Christmas?" The poor guy replies, "I got her sandals and a d*!do." The rich guys looks at him puzzled and the poor guy continues, "If she doesn't like the sandals, she can go _____ herself."
Veerrryyy old "joke"