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Old 12-03-2009, 04:09 AM   #77
Banshee
Institutionally Insane
 
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Drives: 2013 IOM 2SS/RS 1LE
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Detroit MI
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My opinion?

Guy is a great golfer, has lots of money, a hot wife and banging three chicks.

If I were Tiger Woods, would I give a rats ass about my opinion?

Tiger,

If you own a 2010 Camaro and happen to be reading this and ever need advice on how to avoid getting caught, I am available.

I also offer driving lessons...No, not the lessons for the long metal thingy and a leather grip. Your wife has that covered. You know the 4 wheels, seats and a round circle that moves where you point it.

I am also available for exotic vehicle maintenance, concierge, entourage, security or as a stand in for official functions.

I do not have experience or wardrobe, but trainable.
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It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
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