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Old 12-02-2009, 06:26 PM   #74
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Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980 View Post
Ok after alot of research I have found the right answer.. All you need really is a knife. No seriously. When you go fly fishing, just take Junkie with you and a knife. When you see the bear, stab Junkie in the leg. He'll start yelling and jumping around, drawing the bears attention, and you slowly walk to the truck climb in and drive off. Remember you don't have to outrun the bear, just the slowest runner.
Shit if junkie was there I wouldn't need anything.... he'd be too busy trying to untangle his line to notice the bear
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