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CamaroFemme · 11-23-2009, 05:23 PM

Dark Harvest 2: The Maize. This is the worst film I've ever seen, and I've seen some stank. How bad? So bad that half the movie (..literally...) is a guy running around a corn maze screaming, "Girls? GIRLS??" How bad? Occasionally, when someone moves, they'll blur a little bit. Why? The autofocus on the handheld is on. How bad? So bad that it has nothing to do with the (almost equally bad) Dark Harvest 1; someone made a movie called The Maize and whoever owns Dark Harvest BOUGHT IT AND TACKED A 2 ON AFTER THE NAME.

And no, just in case I'm throwing some business its way because a lot of people like to make fun of a bad movie on a Saturday night w/ friends: no, it isn't so bad it's good. It isn't funny-bad.

It's just bad.

11-23-2009, 05:23 PM	#9
CamaroFemme Drives: 2010 Black Camaro 2SS/RS Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: USA Posts: 1,880	Dark Harvest 2: The Maize. This is the worst film I've ever seen, and I've seen some stank. How bad? So bad that half the movie (..literally...) is a guy running around a corn maze screaming, "Girls? GIRLS??" How bad? Occasionally, when someone moves, they'll blur a little bit. Why? The autofocus on the handheld is on. How bad? So bad that it has nothing to do with the (almost equally bad) Dark Harvest 1; someone made a movie called The Maize and whoever owns Dark Harvest BOUGHT IT AND TACKED A 2 ON AFTER THE NAME. And no, just in case I'm throwing some business its way because a lot of people like to make fun of a bad movie on a Saturday night w/ friends: no, it isn't so bad it's good. It isn't funny-bad. It's just bad. __________________ -- My boyfriend don't mind it.