[Moto-Mojo]

Look, if you want a more normal life, become a protester in a Democratic state or city. Not only will the virus not affect you, (as has been proven again and again) you will be sanctioned by the local leadership as exercising your 1st Amendment rights. And you can stay out all night, break laws with complete and total impunity.

And hey, with catch and release, even if you do get arrested, you can be back on the streets before the fires are even out. Was this a great country or what!

All your mitigation efforts will do nothing. The virus is on every continent. As has been stated, you WILL get it one way and time or another. Cower in your hermetically sealed house and you'll only delay the infection. Get it while you're younger, because the old and infirmed are absolutely vulnerable. Just as they were with SARS, H1N1, etc...