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**in whispered tones -- not unlike the narrative at a golf match**
...PSSSSSSTTTT..............over here......
.......yeah -- you with the teeth..............
don't tell anyone -- this is top secret sh AA--OOOO---GAHHH! ...t!
we're all friends here and I know it won't go anywhere else........
The next Gen Camaro will have a 4 cylinder engine and FWD -- but see -- here's the clincher -- there will be DUAL WHEELS on the front of the Camaro.........
..........no, really - I'm not kidding .............
.........and rather than tires in the rear, it will have tank treads..........
....which match the standard vinyl landau roof........(that's pronounced roof -- as in hoof -- or poof -- see, Michiganders TALK funny...........
also -- velour interiors in plaid -- and optional opera windows ---
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Did I mention that all Camaros will have six doors??????
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