I get those annoying extended warranty calls. They call up like they're some government agency and its illegal to drive your car without an extended warranty.. ..everytime they call it goes like this.
Them: Our records indicate that you have a 2017 Chevrol ---
Me: I sold it.
Them: Oh? and what are you driving now?
Me: My business - *click*
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Originally Posted by hotlap
If you get the "this is Microsoft, we've identified a problem with your computer, help us remote log onto your computer so we can help".
Put them on speaker phone, ask them to wait while you log onto the internet and then start playing dial up internet sounds until they hang up
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Reminds me of a time someone was trying to sell me a vacation in Vegas and I was misfortunate enough to answer the phone. He kept calling me back everytime I hung up and was annoying the f*ck out of me -- so on the last attempt he called back, I answered it and let him listen to the sweet sound of dead air for about 2 minutes before he finally gave up.