I humbly submit...
The 2003 hyundai accent.
Yes - that is the *thing* (not the same as the picture, but mine is the same year/make/model/trim/color) that I drive right now.
At 70,000 miles the alternator support bracket broke in half. The bolt holding the pulley on the AC compressor also broke - come to find out it was only rated to 3 ft*lbs.
Ugh... I hate this car.
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