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Under the name "Kdog," I post a daily traffic/ road report on a local media website. Here's what I did for today:
I finished Macking down on my breakfast of french fries and gravy, washed it down with a bottle of maple syrup, and meow it was time to hit the road. Meow, you might be thinking, “What kind of shenanigans is Kdog talking about meow?” Well, yeah, sure… I can see how it might look like I’m just high on rainbow sherbet, but, no… today’s road report is a tribute to my Farvarite movie, the sequel of which is officially out today, April 20… right meow!
Okay, business: Clearly, the fog is gone. No wind, no rain, no biker gangs (on their Peugots), no troopers, no Thorny traffic issues. It’s still a little cool right meow, with temps hovering near freezing, but, roads on my commute were very dry… car Ramrod had no problems, running like a Rabbit down the mountain. Easy rides like today Foster peaceful states of mind… even right meow, I’m relaxed. Meow, it’s going to be a super day.
Meow, make sure to get to the movies today… or at least this weekend, if you can’t get there RIGHT meow. Super Troopers II is likely to to be lowbrow humor, indeed… but I’ll bet a buck it’s going to be funny as hell. If not, well, I guess I just lost a buck… to myself!
MEOW!
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