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LOL. Reminds me of a story a buddy of mine told me; he was coming back home with a girl he met and took out on a date. They were driving to her place from a bar and she just picked up her skirt and started rubbing one out (yes, she was commando)... she finished right after he parked. He turned off the car and started taking off his seat belt, thinking he's for sure getting some, she looked at him and told him she "doesn't do that on the first date". Gets out of the car and goes home. He's sitting there confused, then looks down at the seat and sees a fairly large stain of her... ummm... stuff. I don't think he ever saw her again or got that stain out XD
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