"Some say"...All we know is, it's called the ZL1!
 

So I was bored and i thought about Top Gear describing the Stig by saying "Some say blah blah, and blah. All we know is, he's called the the Stig!" And then i thought about the ZL1. Personally I haven't come up with any good ones yet. So lets see whos clever and funny out there. Hope this turns out w00t:

"Some say (enter comical cleverness here). All we know is, it's called the ZL1!"

Some say, its suspension draws its power from the earth, all we know is, it called the ZL1

Some say its engine moves the planet, rather than bothering to move the car; all we know is, it's called the ZL1!

Some say its power is measured in thrust, and that its exhaust can power 3 wind-turbine plants at once. All we know is its called the ZL1!

Some say it's the only vehicle that has ever been capable of escaping the event horizon of a black hole. All we know is, that it's called the ZL1!

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Some say it's the Saturn V of Muscle cars. All we know is, that it's called the ZL1!

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Haha, funny you mention that. I thought of that one for the Stig a while ago.

Some say his first car was the Saturn V, All we know is, he's called the Stig!

Some say the authors of its manual completed the entire document without using the word "a" and that it simply refuses to activate for anyone wearing the word "Ford" on their clothes. All we know is it's called the ZL1!

Some say it was going to be called the Z28 but GM saw what Ford did with the Boss mustang, so now its called the ZL1;)

Some say it's faster than a 9560 COPO, and it has air conditioning to boot. All we know is it's called the ZL1!

Some say it's coming was predicted by Mayan Shaman's. All we know is, that it's called the ZL1. :D

Some say that under hard braking it rips your face right off, and then under extreme acceleration it plants it back on. All we know is that it's called the ZL1!

Some say that the rotating assembly of the engine counter-acts the Coriolis effect of the earth, and that when one drives by the beach the tide instantly goes out. All we know is, it' called the ZL1!

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