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12-14-2013 12:09 AM
SM0KE
"Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship."
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Hey sir nuke,
So please excuse me if I have the wrong person but I used to know a gentleman by the name of sir nuke on the protege 5 forums back in the early 2000s
I saw the user name and wasn't sure if you are the same person but I wanted to say hi and check.
If you are the right person my username over there used to be mypfizzle (silver 2002 protege 5) I moved over to the domestic side and couldn't be happier.
Sorry if this was random I ran across a post with your name and it was a total blast from the past. If this is the wrong person please disregard.
Thanks
John
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12-01-2013 07:10 AM
SM0KE
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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11-14-2013 10:41 PM
SM0KE
"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"
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11-01-2013 12:13 AM
SM0KE
"A recent police study found that you are much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
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10-14-2013 10:04 PM
SM0KE
"We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do."
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10-01-2013 12:18 AM
SM0KE
"I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident."
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09-14-2013 09:32 AM
SM0KE
"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children."
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09-01-2013 07:47 AM
SM0KE
Newspaper ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 or best offer.
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08-14-2013 10:25 PM
SM0KE
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."