Showing Visitor Messages 31 to 40 of 46
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04-13-2012 11:36 PM
SM0KE
"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad."
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04-01-2012 08:18 AM
SM0KE
"An apology is a good way to have the last word."
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03-14-2012 12:50 AM
SM0KE
Whenever you feel like slapping someone, do it. Then yell "mosquito!"
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03-01-2012 12:31 AM
SM0KE
"Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces."
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02-14-2012 12:35 AM
SM0KE
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
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02-01-2012 12:30 AM
SM0KE
"When a dog runs at you, whistle for him."
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01-13-2012 11:50 PM
SM0KE
"There are only 2 people who can tell you the truth about yourself - an enemy who has lost his temper and a friend who loves you dearly."
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12-31-2011 10:51 PM
SM0KE
"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read."
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12-23-2011 09:47 AM
SM0KE
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12-17-2011 12:25 AM
SM0KE
"It's strange how unimportant your job is when you're asking for a raise, but how important it can be when you want to take a day off."