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08-01-2012 12:20 AM
SM0KE
"Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics."
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07-13-2012 12:19 AM
SM0KE
"If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip."
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07-07-2012 05:59 PM
SM0KE
"A great name for a new country song: If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now."
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06-13-2012 11:14 PM
SM0KE
"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
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06-01-2012 12:42 AM
SM0KE
"Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
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05-14-2012 08:13 AM
SM0KE
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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05-01-2012 12:01 AM
SM0KE
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
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04-13-2012 11:34 PM
SM0KE
"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad."
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04-01-2012 08:17 AM
SM0KE
"An apology is a good way to have the last word."
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03-14-2012 12:50 AM
SM0KE
Whenever you feel like slapping someone, do it. Then yell "mosquito!"
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