Showing Visitor Messages 21 to 30 of 188
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12-25-2013 09:30 AM
SM0KE
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12-14-2013 01:05 AM
SM0KE
"Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship."
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12-01-2013 08:06 AM
SM0KE
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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11-14-2013 11:37 PM
SM0KE
"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"
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11-01-2013 01:09 AM
SM0KE
"A recent police study found that you are much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
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All I hear is Crickets in here... :-)
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10-14-2013 11:00 PM
SM0KE
"We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do."
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10-01-2013 01:08 AM
SM0KE
"I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident."
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09-14-2013 10:28 AM
SM0KE
"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children."
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09-01-2013 08:43 AM
SM0KE
Newspaper ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 or best offer.