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Old 11-09-2011, 11:01 AM   #1
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This ZL1 is gonna be so fast...
How Fast is it?


Yep, that old joke.

Let's hear your punchlines for how fast ZL1 will be.

I'll go first.

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This ZL1 is gonna be so fast...

...................How Fast is it?



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Old 11-09-2011, 11:06 AM   #2
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So fast Chuck Norris says "Wow, now thats fast"
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Old 11-09-2011, 11:40 AM   #3
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The ZL-1 is so fast it doesn't need a Flux Capacitor for time travel.
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Old 11-09-2011, 11:45 AM   #4
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The zl1 is so fast the army has been using it for the past 10 years as a missle interceptor... Its just being released to the public for 2012.
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Old 11-09-2011, 11:49 AM   #5
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Based on Carnac in mind....here's one, found in an envelope....<the envelope was in a mayonaise jar on Funk and Wagnel's back porch>LOL...

A. A cold, the speed of light, and Chuck Norris.
Q. What are the only three things the ZL1 can't catch?

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Old 11-09-2011, 11:56 AM   #6
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It's so heav, er fast it'll beat depleted uranium to the bottom of the ocean.
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Old 11-09-2011, 12:00 PM   #7
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The ZL-1 is so fast it doesn't need a Flux Capacitor for time travel.
Love this one.

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Based on Carnac in mind....here's one, found in an envelope....<the envelope was in a mayonaise jar on Funk and Wagnel's back porch>LOL...

A. A cold, the speed of light, and Chuck Norris.
Q. What are the only three things the ZL1 can't catch?

You actually wrote lines for Johnny Carson, didn't you.

That was not a question.

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Old 11-09-2011, 12:30 PM   #8
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It's so heav, er fast it'll beat depleted uranium to the bottom of the ocean.
That's not playing nice...
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That's not playing nice...
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Old 11-09-2011, 12:39 PM   #10
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The ZL1 is so fast...
Mustang owners wont be able to ID who just beat them to the line.
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Old 11-09-2011, 12:49 PM   #11
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That's not playing nice...
Fat girls need lovin too!
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Old 11-09-2011, 01:29 PM   #13
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The ZL1 is so fast that if you traveling to the west you
run the risk of increasing the speed of rotation of the
earth. Vice versa if your traveling east.
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Old 11-09-2011, 01:39 PM   #14
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The ZL1 is so fast, it makes premature men look like gods!
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