[FenwickHockey65]

Get your kids' dirty hands off the freaking cars. Don't lean or sit on cars. Don't touch the chrome, and if you accidentally do, then wipe it off. Close the freaking doors when you get out. Don't leave the hood open or unlatched. If the door doesn't open the second time you pull on the handle, it's probably locked, pulling on it three or four more times won't do you any good.

And lastly, if you don't know sh*t about cars, just keep your mouth shut so I don't have to listen to your drivel and feel surrounded by idiots.