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Oh, that was great! Sad...he needs to learn how to drive. He had too many people watching and had to showboat it just a wee bit too much. You gotta know when to lay off, GENIOUS!!!

On top of that, dude leaves his bumper! For cryin out loud!!! Go pick it up and toss it in your back seat and then leave IF YOU MUST.. "uh....no, officer. I don't know how my bumper got in the center median wrapped up in that street sign. It must have been...uh...stolen?"

Which, if I may add, brings me to a quick story. I took a hit and run accident a while ago where this guy in a Ford Explorer rear ends a rental car. The Fords plate gets knocked off and falls into the trunk of the car in front of him which was just broken open in the crash. How's that for leaving evidence behind!!! HA!!! Betcha dude was sweatin it for days on that one!!!